this is how you become gay
this photo could not be more accurate
thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck
that’s where you’re wrong
you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents
thomas the spank engine
i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate
ixq:
self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys
No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes
Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting
if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands
This is how I’m introducing myself from now on
do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away
me discovering my inner worth
what a wholesome post